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[Earthly Pleasures]

Lyrics
Brush me with long firm strokes
until a hair ball, I cough up & almost choke

[X]

Wow, that ending was Fantastic F*ck*n Fun

[Will Smith slaps Chris Rock but I animated it]

When you go from cuck to alpha male & then back down with an apology.

This was well animated.

[Gooseman's Very Wet Jamboree]

I'm not giving you my rimes for free, no mater what strong sanctions you try put'in on me!
I'm bye-done with you invading my heart, & listening to your Z s just tears me apart!

[Tales from Scorchwater Valley - The Rhino and the Redbill (Animated Pilot)]

4:29 actually made me jump. Very well animated. Audio of characters could be louder, since I needed to put on head phones to hear.

[How to win someone's heart - (Balls in your jaw animated)]

Now we know how to ask for consent.

[When you start commissions]

You claim to want to animate but your character is not animated.
You claim you want to draw but you show clip art that is not drawn by you.
You claim you want to voice act but are not attempting to show any range of voices beyond sickly sounding.
This might actually be a funny parody if you were not seriously stating "JCaluger COMMISSIONS OPEN" on your profile. Instead it just seems pathetic at best & at worse does nothing to show of any skill you may have.
I have no idea why people aren't lining up to buy commissions from you but I'm interested in how this video affects that.
Hopefully these comments will help you seem even more pathetic since that seems to be the angle you are exploiting to increase sales.

JCaluger responds:

I mean did you not watch the first part of the video?
I did show off some of my art during the first part of the ad.
I didn't show off any voices, but I do have a short demo reel on my profile that you can click on to see.
I linked to all of my work so if anyone wants to see my portfolio they can.
I think you need to work on your trolling my friend. Thanks for the feedback though.

[a very youtube christmas]

A porch pirates Crimes-mas. Audio was a little hard to hear.

[Scribbled-In]

At the beginning the main characters Eye brows look like eyes & the eyes often look like shadows. Its kind of distracting. I think its cause you have some kind of a line in the middle which shows best at 1:47. Why?

ChillyCheese responds:

Hah, havent heard that before, not sure what to tell ya. The lines in the eyebrows at 1:47 are from the shader rendering the edges of things as contours. Since the eyebrow is made of pieces instead of being a solid block those edges get rendered with a contour.

[I ORDERED A TAXI DRIVER NOT A TAXIDERMY]

It was well animated but short & I could not understand the voice.